20 Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
19 The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book
18 The Frog Formerly Known as Prince
17 Alice in WonderBraLand
16 The Legend of Three-Card Monte
15 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
14 The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout Would Go
13 Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland
12 Where the Wildings Are
11 The Little Big Book of Necrophelia
10 The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book
9 Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick
8 The Crack House at Pooh Corner
7 The Dummy's Guide to Crying
6 When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It
5 Where's Waldo's Weewee?
4 The Dyslexic's Big Anagram Book
3 Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
2 Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
and the Number 1 Rejected Children's Book...
1 Furious George Delivers the Mail