[Fwd: If you're going to steal...]
Bart Bartlett (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Wed, 04 Sep 1996 09:29:44 -0700
>This is a true story according to a recent issue of Road and Track
>Magazine: When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motorhome parked
>on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police
>arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motorhome near
>spilled sewage. a police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to
>steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motorhome`s sewage tank by
>mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that
>it was the best laugh he's ever had.
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