[HUMOR] airport security
Mark Q. Maxham (email@example.com)
Wed, 04 Sep 1996 09:42:07 -0700
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."