[humor] OJ joke

Brandyn Webb (brandyn@brainstorm.com)
Fri, 28 Feb 1997 11:39:58 -0800

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in L.A. and he's stopped in
traffic and wonders why it's extra slow. He notices a cop walking down the
hightway in between the cars and says, "excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"
cop: "O.J. just got his $8.5 million verdict and he's laying down in the
middle of the freeway threatening to douse himself with gasoline and light
himself on fire, he just doesn't have the money, so I'm walking around taking
up a collection for him". and the man says, "Oh really, how much have you
got so far?" cop: "about ten gallons".

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