(humor) Apple's market share

Mark Q. Maxham (max@atg.apple.com)
Wed, 22 Feb 1995 10:18:31 -0800

Here's a C function you can use to predict Apple's approximate share of the
personal computer market given a number of significant market factors:

int
CalculateAppleMarketSharePercentage(
long pc_market_avg_annual_volume_dollars,
long avg_pc_selling_price_dollars,
double federal_consumer_price_index,
int avg_trendy_mac_tv_ads_per_hour,
long number_trade_articles_predicting_mac_dominance,
int avg_anti_microsoft_jokes_on_net_per_day,
float percent_of_market_doesnt_care_about_performance,
float percent_of_market_just_play_with_desktop_publishing_apps)
{
return (10);
}