[HUMOR] Top 20 Rejected Children's Books

Mark Q. Maxham (max@atg.apple.com)
Thu, 13 Jun 1996 16:30:22 -0700

The Top 20 Rejected Children's Books

20 Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?

19 The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book

18 The Frog Formerly Known as Prince

17 Alice in WonderBraLand

16 The Legend of Three-Card Monte

15 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie

14 The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout Would Go

13 Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland

12 Where the Wildings Are

11 The Little Big Book of Necrophelia

10 The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book

9 Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick

8 The Crack House at Pooh Corner

7 The Dummy's Guide to Crying

6 When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It

5 Where's Waldo's Weewee?

4 The Dyslexic's Big Anagram Book

3 Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help

2 Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

and the Number 1 Rejected Children's Book...

1 Furious George Delivers the Mail