[Humor] Another fun thing in an elevator

Dave Evans (devans@apple.com)
Wed, 29 Jan 97 13:00:51 -0800

Put on repairman / maintenance clothing. Using a hand-held recorder, with
an attached antenna for effect, pre-record a response and prepare it for
playback. Hang out near a bank of elevators, and get on one with many
others. As you step on the elevator, speak the following into your
"Joe, this is Ralph. I'm getting on elevator number 2."
Now playback your pre-recorded message of you screeching in an urgent
"No Ralph! Don't get on two! That's the one with the broken cable we're
supposed to work on, you idiot!"