[HUMOR] another frog joke
Mark Q. Maxham (email@example.com)
Mon, 22 Jul 96 10:36:09 CDT
A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing. He is
on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit
9 Iron." The man looks round and doesn't see anyone so he tries
again. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove
the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!
he hits a birdie . He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's
amazing. You must be a lucky frog eh?" The frog replies "Ribbit,
Lucky frog. Lucky frog." The man decided to take the frog with him
to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood," was the reply.
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is
befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the
man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "Ok
where to next?" The frog's reply, "Ribbit Las Vegas".
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "Ok frog, now what?"
The frog says , "Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette
table the man asks," what do you think I should bet?" The frog
repies, "Ribbit $3000 black 6." Now, this is a million to one shot
that this would win but after the golf game, the man figures what the
heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The
man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me". He figures why not, since after all the
frog did for him he deserves it. All of a sudden the frog turns into
the most gorgeous 16 year old girl in the world.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room".