[HUMOR] Drunk and Nun

Mark Q. Maxham (max@atg.apple.com)
Wed, 22 Feb 1995 10:18:31 -0800

Courtesy Pokey D in Chicago:

a drunk has been hanging out all day in his favorite bar drinking captain
morgans and ginger ale. (WORD) he eventually decides to leave and as he
steps out of the bar he sees a nun. the drunk walks up to the nun and
without pause punches her dead in the mouth. the nun drops, but the drunk
doesn't let up. he begins to kick her and even jumps on top of her,
punching her relentlessly in the mouth, nose, and eyes; body blow, body blow.
finally, the drunk stops his assault, gets off the nun, stands up and
says, 'see you're not so tough after all, batman."