[HUMOR] The faces of God

Gordon Garb (ggarb@apple.com)
18 Feb 97 18:02:49 -0800

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is
God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is
both male and female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or
straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers
none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he
triumphantly asks "Is God Michael Jackson?"