[HUMOR] How many...

Gordon Garb (ggarb@apple.com)
21 Jan 97 15:43:04 -0800

<forwards still discussing this>

Q: How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb:
A: 435,235
1 to change the bulb
4 to tell him he should have done it differently
365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts
1834 to flame the spell checkers
4598 to correct spelling in spelling flames
6785 to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb
15,467 to say stop cross posting to soc.women
and alt.rape.all.men.are.scum, alt.adoption, and s.a.a.(m)
23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superior
236,789 to concatenate all articles to date, then quote
them, only to say, "Me Too"
106,345 to quote the "Me Toos" to say, "Me Three"
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup
89,345 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion
was meant for, leave it here
10,584 votes for alt.lite.bulb